“Attention: Due to the lapse in federal government funding, Anonymous has been deemed non-essential and has been furloughed. We sincerely regret this inconvenience.”
“McLulz, your kind of place!”
“Greetings residents (slaves) of the world (authorities),
Are you uninterested in that extra cash weighing down your pockets and inflicting you again issues? Do you might have some extra cash you are simply unsure what to do with? You might waste a whole lot of dollars shopping for lottery tickets, or you possibly can give it to us, the NSA. Proudly losing your tax payer cash since 1952!
With the current menace of 300,000 American terrorists added to the watch listing simply final yr alone, taxes simply aren’t paying for the billions of dollars we should waste to make sure the safety of our nationwide safety *cough* energy *cough*. Therefore we humbly request you grow to be an official unofficial sponsor of the NSA!
With your hard-earned cash, we will guarantee our spy packages by no means go unfunded. Terrorist beware, the NSA’s wasteful spending is right here! With these packages we have already stopped 15 imaginary terrorist assaults! (Because 15 seemed like an accomplishment quantity, to not small to point out the worthlessness of our packages, however to not excessive to trigger widespread panic and sound unbelievable.)
But wait! Donate immediately and obtain a free “My neighbor’s a terrorist!” tea-shirt! To donate textual content #MoneyWaster to 5555 or name 1-800-555-7226 That’s 1-800-555-SCAM. (Legal discover: The NSA provides no assure that cash donated will not be used towards you. Donors are topic to their units being monitored for suspicious exercise as much as three years after the donation has occurred. Delivery of ‘My neighbor’s a terrorist!’ tea-shirt restricted to the United States of America, not obtainable within the District of Columbia, further restrictions might apply. P.S. This is just not an actual business by the NSA, Lord Bristle claims no connection to the NSA and as such doesn’t characterize them or work for them.)
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